Sunday, August 7, 2011
"Lost" Actor Loses Mind and Weds 16 Year Old
It's confirmed that the young wife,Courtney Studden, of hit series Lost actor, is indeed 16 years old.
Dough Hutchison, 51, appeared alongside Studden on E News for an exclusive interview. During, Studden held up an official copy of her birth certificate, which showed that she is, in fact, just 16 years old.
The couple claimed to have met through a mutual acquaintance of Studden's mother. Courtney says she was interested in pursuing an acting career and looked to Hutchison for advice, then as time went by, their friendship bloomed into a romance. Now the two are happily married.
I know you are probably disgusted, but honestly I'm not surprised. The hot younger woman has always been a man's kryptonite. Hugh Hefner, George Clooney, James Woods, and Donald Trump have been dating them for years. However, their young lovers were at least grown woman in their 20s. This relationship brings a whole new meaning to robbing the craddle.
Let's begin with her....
Isn't Courtney just the perfect model daughter any parent would love to have? I mean, look at her! She's so mature for her age, with a face full of makeup and a full bust-line she flaunts oh so gracefully! She's not doing the corny stuff average 16 year olds do, like focusing on school, playing a sport, or hanging out at the mall. Oh noooo! She's doing cool stuff like shooting cheesy music videos for youtube, taking raunchy photos, and banging a guy old enough to be her dad. Any parent would be proud! Hers sure seem to be, because they approve of the whole thing!
Courtney says she's never done porn and has no intention of doing porn, but why stop now? There's already half nude pics of you floating around the internet. Plus you already have the look of a porn star that just walked of the set of Barney and Friends with Benefits. So why not go all the way and just let it all hang out!
Many people assume Courtney is a classic bimbo that doesn't know her ass from her elbow, while her parents must be smoking several types of crack to allow their daughter to date, let alone marry someone that's even older than them. (Doug is 4 years older than her biological father) However, I feel it's all part of a master plan to skyrocket Courtney to stardom. These people may not be as stupid as you think.
Yes, its taboo, but young women with dreams of becoming rich and famous are often willing to trade their bodies in order to do so. It's part of the darker side of Hollywood. The difference in this instance is that it's out in the open for everyone to see. Trust me, this girl knows what she's doing. She's playing the game. Sleeping with the right person can give you fame and fortune. Courtney Studden was virtually unknown to most of us before the scandal broke, and now she has national attention. Doug Hutchison isn't that big of an actor, as he's only had a few parts here and there. Unless his career suddenly takes off, she'll more than likely divorce him, take half of whatever he has, and run off with a football player or something. Next thing you know, she's the new Kim Kardashian! It may not all be morally acceptable, but who needs morals when you have money?
If anyone is dumb or made a bad decision, its definitely Doug. He has everything to lose. He'll always be known as that pervert that married a child. Good luck getting any major roles or endorsements with that over your head. He fell for the things many old lonely men fall for all the time: a pretty face and a big pair of tig-o-bitties. Many guys will high five him for getting a hot young girl to willingly sleep with him, but those same guys would give him a huge thumbs down for walking down the aisle with her. The public will label Courtney as "young and dumb," and ultimately forgive her, especially if she turns out to be a great actress. However in Doug's case, he is supposed to be the "adult" in the situation and should have exercised better judgment. How this circus of a relationship plays out would be interesting to watch. Reality show anyone?!
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